Miami Bitch

Nya, okis. Ya sé que dije que lo más seguro es que no cogiera de nuevo el kisekae en un tiempo pero es que entonces ehiro subió un nuevo capítulo de "The mage depot", que podéis leer aquí (ehiro.deviantart.com/art/The-M…)y fue tan genial que decidí escribir una historia corta paralela partiendo de lo último que subí al respecto: limaneko.deviantart.com/art/cr…
Espero que os guste ^^ (Los megaabraza)
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Nya, okis. I know I said that the most probably is that I not use kisekae in a while but then ehiro upload a new chapter of "The mage depot", which you can read here (ehiro.deviantart.com/ art / the-Mage-Depot-ch 5-pt-19-604662336) and it was so great that I decided to write a short parallel story based on the latest that I upload about it: limaneko.deviantart.com/art/cr… drunk-sailor-bimbo-605369862

Hope you like it ^^ (Kitty megahug)
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Francis: Nyagh! This stupid candy! I dont know what this thing made to me but suddenly I was a dangerous and crazy drunk sailor and I got into a boat and I almost sink it and now I'm lost in this city and I dont know how to get home. I will never see my friends again! Nyaaaa... *sniff* *sniff*



Rave: Francis! We finally find you!

Lilly: ...(Lilly jumps to Francis and hug her)

Francis: Nya! Lilly! Rave! You guys are the best friends in the world! And the smarter too! How did you find me?

Rave: It wasnt difficult. We heard about a catgirl that was crazy as a loon climbed into a boat so we follow it.

Francis: Nya! Hey! What are you insinuating?

Rave: He, he. Forget it. By the way, while we were looking for you I've heard that some guys are planning to cut down the forest near this city to build a shopping center in the coming months. I think it's time for one of your crazy plans.

Francis: Nya! Good heaven! You're right! We can not afford it...!

*flash*



Francis: ...That they takes this so long! Wouldnt it be convenient that three poor campers left a bonfire lit in the center of the forest? That would save work.

Rave: OMG, Francis, you talk as if you were a villain of "The raccoons". And thats one of the reasons why I love you. *Muack* . Hum, by the way, I hate to admit it but though all humans are lames, those of this city really know how to live the good life. I'm thinking we should build a huge villa with pool and jacuzzi when we get home, but for that, a few trees will have to disappear there too.

Francis: Oh yeah. Dont worry about it. I have many matches.

Rave: It amazes me how bitchy you are, given that you are a kitty.

Francis: Well, I have a great responsibility. I must take care of this cute little girl and teach her how the world works and who is in charge. So I have to make the best of myself. After all I'm his role model.

Rave: You're so good mother and lover too. So different from those stupid humans. I hate them so much.

Lilly: (grab and strip of the Francis shorts to get his attention) ...

Francis: Nya? What's the matter, Lilly? Are you sulking by what Rave said about humans? How cute. Honey, you're have been a ghost for over a hundred years ago. You stopped counting as human long ago, nyejeje. Dont worry. You're not a silly human. You're a superior being, the cruel little girl of mommy. And mommy Francis and mommy Rave will conquer the world for you.

Lilly: ...

Francis: Nyaaaaw, so sweet. I love you too

(They hug each other)

Francis: Ok, family! We're going camping! I am sure that these trees are burning with desire to meet us.